Numerous models have been proposed to explain the unexpected wealth of galaxies at Cosmic Dawn revealed by JWST. These models are all tuned to reproduce the abundance of galaxies, requiring new measurements to figure out which ones are actually right. An obvious candidate for these constraints come from clustering, but to do so with JWST requires innovating methodology. Here I show how clustering can be measured from pure-parallel JWST surveys, and how it gives us a unique handle on why galaxies seem to not be going through a wild and bursty teenage phase.